Monday, December 20, 2010
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How is everyone? Ready for christmas?
about as ready as i am going to be this year...and i am about as good as i can be given all things going on..
Thursday, December 16, 2010
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Which religious figure (past or present) most inspires you?
i dont discuss religion with others...especially unknown people
Tuesday, December 14, 2010
What's the weirdest thing you've ever eaten?
i dont eat weird things
If you could change one thing that happened last year what would it be?
i would still be employed...
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Why are you always so down on yourself?
somebody has to...other reasons i cant explain..
Monday, December 13, 2010
Victorious: Victoria Justice with Blue Egg
What was your worst travel experience?
my daily trips during college between the two campuses..not a fun bus ride
What one thing are you exceptionally bad at?
relationships..are you just rubbing it in...
What's the oldest piece of clothing you still own and wear?
socks..at least 5 years old
What 3 things do you think will become obsolete in the next ten years?
me, books, intelligence
If you could go back in time 10 years and tell your younger self something, what would it be?
get married..you screwed up once..dont do it again...
What was the best advice you've ever received?
i dont take advice
What's the weirdest thing you've ever eaten?
i don't eat weird things
What's the best gift you've ever given?
i don't give gifts..nobody likes me
What would your perfect day look like?
a date with VJ -- just us or even my ex-girlfriend (are you hearing me Tanya H.?)
What's the kindest thing someone has ever done for you?
people are never kind to me..
What one thing are you exceptionally bad at?
relationships/love
If you had to cook dinner for someone tonight, what would you make?
peanut butter sandwiches
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Thursday, December 9, 2010
If you had your own talk show, who would your first three guests be?
VJ, Tom Hanks, and a mystery guest
Do you believe in life after death?
what am i now...i died last year
What would your perfect day look like?
me and my lady -- if i had one
If you could change one thing that happened last year what would it be?
i would still be employed
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Wednesday, December 8, 2010
What's the worst show on TV?
family feud--can someone kill this show once and for all?
If you could be invited to one person's birthday party, whose would it be?
just answered a while ago
What would be the best workplace perk?
sleeping..and facebook and twitter all day long
If you could ask Barack Obama one question what would it be?
Why do you give in to the stupid republicans
What message would you want to put in a fortune cookie?
stay away from people
What would your dream job look like?
unemployment but get paid big money for it...
If you could eat dinner with any person, dead or alive, who would it be and where would you go?
my ex-girlfriend and someplace i could afford
If you could be invited to one person's birthday party, whose would it be?
VJ -- next Feb 18 -- I got my calendar cleared for it
If you were stranded on a desert island, which one person would you bring with you?
do i really have to say:VJ
What do you think is the best way to defeat terrorism?
ignore your enemy eventually they give up...
Who was your first crush?
just answered that..she is still alive i think
What's the weirdest thing you've ever eaten?
i dont eat weird stuff..
dude everyone knows ur crush is victoria justice. btw she wouldnt have a crush on you cuz you look really dorky and nerdish
thats the type she likes..do your research..
What do you think about formspring.me so far?
love this concept
If you had your own talk show, who would your first three guests be?
Victoria, Selena, and Tom Hanks
Who was your first crush?
i can't name her -- she is still alive
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When was the last time you gave flowers?
i never gave flowers...nobody ever liked me enough to be worthy
What's the oldest piece of clothing you still own and wear?
a pair of socks at least 4 years old
What music are you listening to today?
whatever is on the radio..too lazy to change it
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What is the scariest thing you have ever done?
spin my car out on an icy road about 5 times..my mom was in the car..it scared her to death..
Sunday, December 5, 2010
Are you more of a talker or more of a listener?
talker but no on listens
If you could rid the world of one thing, what would it be?
stupid politicians..or all my haters..(i would be alone then on the planet)
If you could be a star athlete in any sport, which sport would you pick?
none...they all create injuries..not worth it..
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Friday, December 3, 2010
What are you most excited about right now?
i just answered that..
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Thursday, December 2, 2010
If you could date any celebrity, who would it be?
Victoria J..duh..
How would you describe yourself in 3 words?
angry unemployed loser
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Sunday, November 28, 2010
Would you rather be a zombie or a mummy?
probably a mummy..people already say i am a zombie
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Wednesday, November 24, 2010
Who's the most overrated musician?
Justin Bieber - why isn't he in my trunk?
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Monday, November 22, 2010
Victorious CAST Watches Freak The Freak Out VIDEO!
Victorious CAST Watches Freak The Freak Out VIDEO!
Friday, November 19, 2010
Thursday, November 18, 2010
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If you ever had a chance to pick.....would you rather pick Selena Gomez or Miley Cyrus?
tough choice, i think long term selena would be a better choice, but the money that miley has made would be nice..but Selena is much more conservative, which is what i like about her
Tuesday, November 16, 2010
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so what is your question..this is not a question!!
Monday, November 15, 2010
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Would you rather date a lot of different people, or be in a committed relationship?
committed - but first i need to find a date in the first place -- so this is a non-issue at this time!
What household chore do you hate to do the most?
cleaning anything
What did you dream about last night?
Victoria -- like every night
If you could have the starring role in one movie what would it be?
anything starring VJ of course -- duh
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Sunday, November 14, 2010
Saturday, November 13, 2010
Thanksgiving Weekend with Victoria Justice
Friday, November 12, 2010
AMAs Producer Larry Klein, Victoria Justice, Steve-O! Vlog
Thursday, November 11, 2010
Victoria Justice - Make it Shine
Monday, November 8, 2010
Saturday, November 6, 2010
"iParty With Victorious" - 1st Official Promo!!!
Thursday, November 4, 2010
Review: "The Boy Who Cried Werewolf" (a little late)
Unlike Disney movies, the cast of this movie is not a rehash of Nick stars tossed together to make this movie. In fact the only recognizable Nick star is Victoria Justice in her first lead movie role. She has previously been featured in the group cast of "Spectacular!" a couple of years ago, but this movie faded fast. A couple of cast members from that movie appear with Victoria in her current series "Victorious" (which I plan to review every episode in the near future).
The other recognized star of this movie is Brooke Shields. It's interesting that this former movie star in recent years have lowered herself to appear as Miley Cyrus' future mom in an episode of "Hannah Montana" a couple years ago and the short-lived series "Lipstick Jungle". Her character of house sitter Madame V. is well odd to say the least. She is both scary and somewhat of the hero of this movie at the same time.
It should be noted that this movie aired just 8 days before Halloween, but had several showings on Nick, TeenNick, and one showing oddly on NickToons. My thought was that with as much promoting that was done on this movie that it would have premiered the week before and have a dvd release the following week. Instead, unlike "Fred: The Movie" which did take this route, this movie has no foreseeable future on dvd in 2010. It leads me to believe that Nick will save this film as an annual Halloween show.
With all this in mind, I was surprised this movie didn't suck except for a few odd unanswered questions this movie held together pretty well. This doesn't mean that some old cliches weren't overused.
Examples of over usage includes:
- The overly torturous younger brother.
- The awkward girl who wears glasses becomes a swan by the end of the movie.
- The mean girls in the cafeteria.
- The awkward girl who lacks talent.
I could go on, but you get the point. The differences here is that Victoria is able to pull off these cliches without much trouble. Now on with the review...
Victoria Justice plays 16 year old Jordan Sands who is an awkward, allergic to everything, teen. She is a high school girl who wants to be on the school's soccer team, but lacks the talent to do so. The one person who stands in her way of anything is her brother, Hunter. He is always sabotaging everything she tries to do. This movie features the single dad who tries to handle his 2 children, while trying to survive difficult times. I heard no mention of what happened to the kid's mother. One night after receiving a strange envelope at their door, the family finds out that the family has inherited, a castle in Romania. Skip ahead and the family is at the castle in Romania (a big scary castle) managed by Madame V (Brooke Shields). Madame V is a scary keeper of the castle until the children slowly begin to understand the strange lady and then realizes she is more friend than foe.
One night while touring the castle's basement, our two children discover a strange lab and accidentally knock over a vile of werewolf blood. As a result, clumsy Jordan steps on the vile and ends up with the blood contaminating her body. The next night when the moon is full, she becomes a werewolf, not a scary one but kinda cute one. She chases her brother around the corridor of the bedroom level, then leaps on him, then jumps out the window.
Along the way this movie slugs along with a romance between Jordan and a local meat cutter, a tour around town and the father romancing a woman named Pauline. Pauline as it turned out is a vampire and one night takes the kids home, but she realizes that young Jordan is really the werewolf. So she fakes a stalled car in the middle of nowhere allowing her vampire friends attack the children (shades of Hilary Duff's movie Casper Meets Wendy, which had a similar scene), stuff them in the trunk of a taxi, and take them to Pauline's underground lair. In the meantime, Jordan is slowly transferring to a werewolf because of the full moon. By the time the children arrive at Pauline's lair, Jordan had fully transformed into a werewolf. Now some unanswered questions:
- What happens to Jordan's clothes when she transforms into and back from the werewolf? Do they rip off or are they hidden under the fur?
- How can both of the children fit into the small trunk especially when she turns into a werewolf?
- Why is the werewolf about 2 feet taller than Jordan and able to stand on its hind legs?
In the end, Jordan becomes a beautiful swan with no allergies and werewolf-free and most importantly talented in sports. Sadly, this makes any awkward feel even worse about themselves then they did before because the awkward girl seems to disappear.
There are funny parts of the film like the scene which features Madame V's phone having a Britney Spears' ringtone and the end scene of the karaoke of "Baby One More Time". Other than that this, the movie really lacks any real comedy.
It is hard to call this movie a comedy..it isn't. Not going to call it romance either..not enough of it. Not calling it a horror movie either...not really that scary. All I am hoping is that Nickelodeon decides to air this movie again soon and not wait until next Halloween to air it again or worse decide to cast it off to oblivion.Above average movie with decent cast, however preys to much on other movies and uses way too many over used cliches. Kinda fun way to lose about 1hr and 40minutes.
Final Score: *** 1/2 out of *****